- Mullet Man
- Eliot Britton, Grace Hrabi, Kevin McPhillips
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Verse 1:
Do you think he knows, that the 80’s were so long ago
They’ve gone away and crept back up again
And with this guy it shows
It’s like the 90’s passed right over him
I know it’s not polite to stare
But I’m hypnotised by this man’s crazy hair
Pre-Chorus
Thunder cats and MTV, with tight jeans ripping at the knees
He’s stuck in an 80’s fantasy, where it’s
Chorus:
Business in the front and party in the back
Here comes the mullet man, giving it his all
Cut those bangs, forget the rest and let it flow
We love you mullet man, keep the dream alive
Verse 2:
He hopes he finds the one, the special girl
Who knows about his songs
And rejects the fact that fashion has moved on
He spots her from across the room
And knows that she would never judge his style
I know they’d make quite a pair
All their kids would have that crazy 80’s hair
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Chorus
Bridge:
Achy-breaky-bad-mistakey. Ape drape, backpack, beaver paddle, bi-level, Tennessee Top Hat, mud-flap, safety cut, Canadian Passport, manny al-camino and Missouri compromise, yep-nope, neck warmer, sho-lo, hockey hair, squirrel pelt, Camero cut, 10/90, socker-rocker, svelbie, stilbie, coup longuile, shorty-long-back and Kentucky Waterfall
Verse 3:
I saw them the other day, the special pair that dresses their own way
And lives the dream that died out long ago
They’re really pretty cute you know
Their life is working out just like an 80’s T.V show
So don’t you... forget about me
And that tale I told today, about
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Chorus (Gang Vocals)
